Monday, September 04, 2006

Dead-er 101

People..people it's the fourth week of school already!! Can you believe how time flies? I should clip it wings..really..

We, officially, are spinning to a stand-still in terms of being fun people. Do you see me hopping around like a kangaroo anymore? Do you find yourself feel like dancing for no reason? No, right? Perfect. We are so dead. Perhaps we could at least improve on getting dead-er. It's better than dead. It's dead-er.

Well..i have been giving it some thought recently and based on what teensy weensy knowledge that i have..I suppose we could achieve the status of dead-erness by conforming to the natural laws of nature. And what are these laws of nature?

Easy peasy. Here goes:
Wake up really early everyday. Even if it's a Sunday. Wear the same clothes. Same shoes. Same hair-do. Do not cut your hair. And if it grew too long, let it be. Try not to brush your teeth too.
Eat hall food everyday. Ask for the same type of meat, vegetable, side dish and fruit every single day. Then go for the same drink as well.
Read the same page on the same book everyday. Listen to the same song everyday.

Can you see it? It's soo easy. Just be consistent and by a month's time you will become the dead expert.

I mean who needs to search for enlightenment?

Posted by Berenice at 7:13 PM

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