Saturday, April 08, 2006

We all love technology

Now here's this: What is the best technological invention that you are most happiest with?

Probably you will start giving me a ten-mile long list of gadgets and kidnap me into your virtual world of electronics. Well, I asked for it, if that happens, since it was I who popped the question. Anyways, da-arli-ings, I have 2 things on my mind that is worth saluting to, so listen now. ( I am a Fascist, so whut =P )

I, in my most humblest opinion, think that wireless connection and the laptop is the best creation by far, especially in the masochistic world of university life. Their contribution towards the development of mankind is tremendous. Simply fantastic. Speechless. Not only do they function as an outlet for studies, research and work, they also serve as tools of trade in the student world. They up your social skills and help you score points with your lecturers.

And how is that gonna make sense? Hmm..you see we have programs known as instant messaging programs. These are wonderful tools that can help you keep a healthy social life. Not only that, they train your typing skills. I bet that anyone out there ( I mean the younger generation of course, cannot imagine my grandad typing faster than me) can qualify to work part time as a typist or a ...a...what other skills that are related with typing..? Yea, I mean isn't it amazing that you are hundreds of miles apart from your mates and you are still up to date with their lives like what time did they shit the day before, what they had for breakfast, what time they went to bed and how many dudes they have snogged in a month..etc..use your imagination please. Yups and do you know what is even more sensational? It keeps you awake in lectures.

On boring lecture days, all one needs to bring is a laptop, you can leave your brain behind if you find it too heavy for you all of a sudden. With this, while you are diligently replying messages, you can, at the same time, keep wide awake and full focussed. Hence leading to the lecturer's increasingly positive impression of you there since they assume you are typing down notes and paying attention. Of course, to keep up the act, you'll need to look up and maintain eye contact for a few moments here and there. Most importantly, nod your head when doing it.

That's it. That is why the English have this saying of "Killing two birds with one stone". My, my, they sure can foresee the future.

Yea yea in short I love you O Laptop and O Wireless Connection. Muakks muakks muakks

Posted by Berenice at 1:37 AM

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