"Uh...uh hmmph", clears throat. I'm such a disgrace. Seriously I take full responsibility for all my actions. *Hangs head down*
In my previous post, I've spent a ridiculuosly huge amount of time observing a fella and his eating habits. And not only that, I was concocting all kinds of funny theories to explain it. And not only that, I was suspecting that something fishy was going on.
Anyways, everything is crystal clear now. Thanks to a friend of mine who shall hence forth be known in this passage as Chi Ko Pek. For those who do not understand dialects, a simple and literal translation will explain the term as "dirty old man". Of course, he's not a chi ko pek. *Maybe..but that leaves to be proven later* =)
Okay, okay, so Chi Ko Pek sat with him the other day during dinner time. He wanted to find out why Rice Duder eats so much as badly as we all did. Only that we didn't have the guts to approach him.
To summarise things, Chi Ko Pek made friends with him. Chatted a bit and asked the million dollar question. "Why do you eat so much?"
Ohhhhh.....*clank clank clank*
Is this suspense or what?!
Rice Duder started to explain that he was from a northen certain place and the people from the northern certain place have huge huge appetites. He even told Chi Ko Pek that the portions here are so small that, for lunch, he needs to eat double the usual amount other people eat. That explains a lot, doesn't it? Yup, that's the only reason why he takes hour long meals during dinner.
Yay, mystery case solved!!
And last but not least, please accept my apologies, Rice Duder.