This is it. I've had enough. After weeks of sly observation and speculation, me thinks the caterers in Hall have been siphoning the food funds to the Farty-Fat-Sourfaced-Caterers Fund. Oh, they sure are gutsy.
I wouldn't be surprised that they used the money to buy good, orgasmic reaching, tasty food for themselves. They probably rinse their mouth with shark fin's soup and bird's nest soup to get the after taste of quality food off their mouths. I believe in karma. Guilt will consume all of you one day. Go ahead and chuckle to your fat contented selves as you see us poor half starved undergrads, wafer thin and with pale-ish yellow complexions, trudging off to lectures with books that weigh tonnes while trying to keep balanced. Pox on you for every time that our teeth chattered and every moment that we shivered and shook in the cold, cold lecture halls and during rainy days.
Abominations. You do not deserve to walk on this earth. You’ve brought much disgrace to the Chinese community as you cannot cook at all. Throughout our long history, we have always prided ourselves with our ability to dish out delicious delicacies but you caterers are a death wish. A baby would win you hands down in a cooking competition. Why do you even bother to serve us soup when your soups come as tasteless as water does?
To the joke of a woman who had ruined my dinner 3 times in a row, what have I done to you? You think it is very funny to ruin other people’s dinner, is it? Here, why don’t you give me a chance to ruin yours as well? Why must you keep scooping vile tasting vegetable gravy into my plate even though I’ve politely requested for you to not do it? Every time, because of your inability to be considerate, my plate is flooded, ruining other foodstuff on it as well! I’ve spoken to you in English and in Mandarin and you still don’t get it! Pray, tell me you wicked witch, what other languages should I speak for you reach the level of comprehension needed?
I despise every one of you jokers.