Some weeks before, I was IM-ing a friend across the globe. The session ended when the lecture he’s waiting for began. Out of curiosity, I asked for the subject of the lecture. Since he was in a hurry, all I managed to find out was that it was a Sex Lecture.
Oh yeah, you know who you are, my friend. *winks*
Anyways, back to my story telling. The two words certainly garnered a lot of interest in me. Boy, imagine that. What would that mean to us laymen? Ahh….
Now that I’m left alone with my imagination and an ill informed mind, I start wondering about the true meaning of these words and the contents of the lecture.
Instinctively, my memory sped ahead of my logic. There I was, back to my first serious sex lecture in school. It was in a poorly disguised form of a chapter in my science text book. All I remember was the diagrams of the sexual/ reproductive organs of both the male and the female in the pages of our books.
Of course not, I reasoned myself. That lecture is in tertiary level, don’t tell me that medical students are gonna learn stuff I learned when I was a kid! Besides, what is more to learn about? It’s just like a jigsaw puzzle, once the pieces fit, the magic happens. So I ruled out the diagrams without further thought. Blasphemous, I’d say.
Well then, what would interest a class where everyone’s an adult? Hmm...Honestly since it’s a sex lecture there’s bound to be something suspicious.
There I was in a dead end. But no, all of a sudden, a thought hit me! How could I be so ignorant?! My god, that’s really it then. A sex lecture IS a sex lecture.
To correctly define it, sex lecture would be a study of the dynamics of sex. Ho! I knew it!
At that instant, I wanted to hit myself on the head so bad that I contemplated on which wall to start with.
It could not be more obvious. The dynamics of sex would of course be the exploration of the many positions, styles and techniques of doing it. Through out the lecture the lecturer would proceed to explain on the many positions in the art of having sex. Also, the Karma Sutra will be used among the other text references. Of course they’ll write a thesis on the positions (e.g. missionary, doggie or spoon et cetera et cetera), the pros and cons of each position as well as the desired effect each position strives to achieve. Oh and I’ve only scratched the surface of the whole subject. Perhaps they might go on a field trip in the attempt of locating the G-spot. Wow, whoever who managed to find may even stand to win a prestigious award since it’s so elusive and have been searched for by most explorers through out the years.
Since that’s only the tip of the iceberg, there’s more to come. Can you imagine that? Words simply fail me. As for my imagination, my processor went on an overdrive.
For now, I’m thinking life as a medical student is awful good. God bless them.