Friday, December 01, 2006

Gato <-> Cat

Cats are such unpredictable creatures. They seemed to have mood swings. Mood swings aside, they seemed to be real Energizer bunnies. No, they are not pink and cuddly nor to they resemble a rabbit. But they are always ready to mate and they say bunnies are very "matey" creatures. And worse of all, they do not take into consideration of how the poor humans around them would feel whenever they get into this mode.

Indeed, there will come a day when I will stick my head out of the window and tell them to get a room. Late nights are so boisterous with them. It is to the extend where the whole hall is filled with the cries that beckons the opposite. Calls of procreation.

Come on, admit it. Who out there has never in his/her life been disturbed by such throes of coital.?

Cats drive me up the wall. These guys are just way too frisky for me liking. Don't make me the reluctant party pooper. Be off or at least keep the racket down. Perhaps genetic engineering can tweak the part of their brains so they won't purr and miao so loud during such occassions. I can foresee that happening real soon.

For your knowledge this is a tame entry.

I know ways to torture cats. Don't push me. I learnt from the best. With the simplest tools I can bring much pain.

p/s: No cats were hurt during the blogging session.

I want a dog.

Posted by Berenice at 2:22 AM

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